Author's Aside //3 - Horses

It's Kentucky Derby time, and here in my hometown of Lousiville, KY, the excitement is palpable! Which, for me, means I am getting ready to put on some old running shoes so I can spend the day pulling weeds in my yard only to use them to cover up bald dirt spots, with the full knowledge that celebrities are watching horses run around a track across town! In honor of the Derby, I’m proud to announce the field of 20 names my family and I would give our horses, based on this stage of life! (If we owned horses - again, Kroger and Costco have all of our money.) In no particular order, please meet our field:

• NyQuil

• Promises Made

• Very Audible

• Never Alone

• Extremely Audible

• Money Bye-Bye

• Mickey-D Patron

• El Coffee Addict

• Midnight PeePee

• Late For Church

• Watch My Musical

• Workplace Escape

• Short Order Dad

• Eternal Laundry

• Costco Rules

• That’s Not Fair

• That’s My Seat

• Faces Made

• State of Disrepair

• Justified Behavior

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