Author's Aside //3 - Horses
It's Kentucky Derby time, and here in my hometown of Lousiville, KY, the excitement is palpable! Which, for me, means I am getting ready to put on some old running shoes so I can spend the day pulling weeds in my yard only to use them to cover up bald dirt spots, with the full knowledge that celebrities are watching horses run around a track across town! In honor of the Derby, I’m proud to announce the field of 20 names my family and I would give our horses, based on this stage of life! (If we owned horses - again, Kroger and Costco have all of our money.) In no particular order, please meet our field:
NyQuil
Promises Made
Very Audible
Never Alone
Extremely Audible
Money Bye-Bye
Mickey-D Patron
El Coffee Addict
Midnight PeePee
Late For Church
Watch My Musical
Workplace Escape
Short Order Dad
Eternal Laundry
Costco Rules
That’s Not Fair
That’s My Seat
Faces Made
State of Disrepair
Justified Behavior
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