Health Nut Chronicles - 3

I truly love that people focus on healthy living and eating. But it seems that every health article I've ever read should have led with a disclaimer that most of humanity will not be able to afford the suggested regimen within. I feel like I always need to say something like:

"Honey, is our milk Himalayan aardvark milk?. . . AARDVARK! . . .It's not? Ahh...I think I might know why I've been packing on the pounds!"

#HealthNut #NutsMakeMilk

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Previously, on the Health Nut Chronicles:
Health Nut Chronicles - 1  
Health Nut Chronicles - 2